Format: bullet cues only, reference not read-aloud. Hosts riff from beats, never teleprompter the page.
Scored as: 2009-2011 FA5 Sedan, K20Z3, 6MT · Total: 48/70 (PROPOSED, not ratified) · Target runtime: ~6:40, hard ceiling 7:00
Title (curiosity gap): "This $7,000 Honda Tied A Supra On Our Board"
Thumbnail word (emotion/verdict, zero overlap w/ title): "SENSIBLE?" + big 49 on the Board
Order: Deal -> Drive -> Upkeep -> Risk -> Daily -> Limit -> Mods -> Board -> Verdict
Hook | One Sentence (~0:05)
- "A seven-thousand-dollar Civic just finished level with a Supra on our Board, and we're going to show you exactly how."
- "The cheap year of this car costs two grand less, and the repair it needs costs two grand. Let's do the maths."
- "This car is slow, and buying it is still one of the smartest things you can do with eight grand."
Recommend #1: the result is genuinely surprising and it's the whole thesis of the Board. Cut straight to The Deal.
1 · The Deal, reveal 8 (~0:50)
Beats
- $7,760 · KBB private party, Good, 120,000 mi · range $6,285 to $8,135
- $7,760, and it still buys a car in the top half of the Board
- $39.4/hp, better value than the NC Miata's $41.8 for $775 more. Both far behind the 350Z's $18.7
- The beat of the whole video: 2008 Si sedan $4,090-5,440 · 2009 $5,935-7,785
- Premium for the later car ~$1,845-2,345. The repair it avoids: $1,500-3,000
- The line: "You pay that money either way. Pay it to the seller and the car works."
B-roll: live cars.com search, 2009-11 under $12k · screen-record the grid at edit time
On screen: 2008-vs-2009 price bars with the repair cost overlaid at the same height · the $7,760 plate
Reveal line cue: "The good year costs exactly what the bad year's repair costs... The Deal scores an 8."
The Deal vs the cross-shop
Buy-in: $6,985Basis: 120,000 mi · GoodRange: $5,685 - $7,960Trend: Not established
Buy-in: $7,760Basis: 120,000 mi · GoodPer HP: $39.4/hpRange: $6,285 - $8,135
Buy-in: $37,000Resale 3yr: Above MSRPTrend: AppreciatingMSRP: $34,700-$37,895
2 · The Drive, reveal 6 (~0:40)
Beats
- 197 hp / 139 lb-ft · 2,954 lb · 15.0 lb/hp · 0-60 6.8 to 7.0s
- 15.0 lb/hp, a shade behind even the NC Miata's 14.9, and this one is front-drive
- Peak power at 7,800 rpm, and it wants to be worked all the way there
- A helical LSD as STANDARD. Not an option, not a trim. Every single Si had one
- Neither the NC Miata nor a base 350Z can say that at this money
- Do not state the redline. Sources disagree, 8,000 against 8,300. Say the sourced 7,800 rpm peak and move on
The Drive vs the cross-shop
HP: 306 hpTorque: 295 lb-ft0-60: 4.9sFigure-8: 24.30s
Pwr/Wt: 15.0 lb/hpHP: 197 hpTorque: 139 lb-ftWeight: 2,954 lb0-60: 6.8-7.0s
Pwr/Wt: 14.9 lb/hpHP: 167 hpTorque: 140 lb-ftWeight: 2,480 lb0-60: 6.8s *
On screen: 15.0 lb/hp against the tier (it loses) · LSD cutaway with "STANDARD ON EVERY Si" · corner-exit b-roll
Reveal line cue: "Slow, and the one you'd take down a back road... The Drive, a 6."
3 · The Upkeep, reveal 7 (~0:45)
Beats
- ~$4,502/yr: $2,000 fuel · $1,902 insurance · $200 tires · $400 service
- Cheap 215-section tires, cheap Honda service, every independent shop knows the car, no timing belt
- It wants premium, which surprises people about a Civic. Worth ~$250/yr against regular
- Insurance is 24.5% of the car's value per year. A plain Civic of the same years is $145-150/mo, so the low value is doing the damage, not the badge
- The correction: our draft had this at 28% and the wrong way round. Stale price. It's 24.5%, against the NC Miata's 21.6%
- MoneyGeek splits the Si by trim but not trim-and-year, so it's blended across the generation
The Upkeep vs the cross-shop
Annual: $4,027/yrMPG: 24Insurance: $1,512Fuel/Tires/Svc: $2,000 · $165 · $350Octane: 91
Annual: $4,502/yrMPG: 24Insurance: $1,902Fuel/Tires/Svc: $2,000 · $200 · $400Octane: 91
Annual: $5,350/yr *Insurance: $2,460 *Fuel: $1,920Tires: ~$520 *
On screen: running-cost stack vs the tier · "PREMIUM FUEL. IN A CIVIC." stamp · insurance-as-%-of-value
Reveal line cue: "Cheap tires, cheap service, and one line that isn't... The Upkeep, a 7."
4 · The Risk, reveal 8 (~1:10)
Beats (this segment justifies the whole score)
- Scope out loud first: 2009 to 2011, and the scope IS the review
- The third-gear synchro: $1,500-3,000. Grinds on the 2-to-3 upshift, eventually pops out of gear
- Notorious on 2006-08 · Honda TSB 08-020, April 2008, mandated replacing the entire gear set
- 2009+ largely clear, which is why the scope starts there and why a 2008 is two grand cheaper
- And it's completely detectable in five minutes: cold engine, repeated 2-to-3 upshifts
- Everything else is short and dull: a clutch eventually, an A/C compressor. The K20Z3 has no documented catastrophic mode at all
- Myth-buster: you'll find the 2006-09 Civic "cracked block" and that Honda's warranty extension excludes the Si
- It's the opposite of concerning. That's an R18 defect, the 1.8 in ordinary Civics. The Si has the K20Z3 and was excluded because it doesn't have the bad block
PPI CHECKLIST - hold it on screen
- Repeated 2-to-3 upshifts, engine COLD. Grind or pop-out means the gearbox
- Confirm a 2009 or later build, not a 2008
- Clutch engagement height
- A/C to full cold
- On an earlier car, service history proving the third-gear TSB was done
YEAR-ONE COST
- Maintained ~$750-1,000 · Typical ~$2,050-2,450 · Neglected ~$3,050-3,450
- A narrow spread, and narrow by construction: the scope excludes the only expensive failure
- Worst case is 44% of purchase price. The 350Z's is 94-135%, and no inspection helps there
The Risk vs the cross-shop
Worst Repair: $1,400Concern: Third gear, 2006-2008 onlyFrequency: Resolved by scopeVerdict: No catastrophic mode
Worst Repair: $1,967Concern: Blocked top drainsFrequency: Common, all findableVerdict: No engine grenade
Worst Repair: ~$3,000 *Concern: 1st-to-2nd synchrosAlso: Fuel pump, roof cracksVerdict: No US price for the repair
On screen: cold-shift b-roll with the 2->3 gate highlighted · TSB 08-020 stamp · "R18 is NOT K20Z3" side by side · year-one bars against the 350Z's
Reveal line cue: "Buy the right year and there's nothing expensive left... The Risk, an 8."
5 · The Daily, reveal 7 (~0:30)
Beats
- Five seats, four doors, a real trunk, Honda ergonomics. Against two-seat coupes this isn't a contest
- The second budget-tier car that works as an only car, and this one's a Honda, so running costs and parts match
- No CarPlay, aux and USB only late in the run. Head unit $300-500
- The G37 has the same seats and doors with a luxury interior, which is why it takes an 8 and this a 7
- Cargo reads Not captured. We didn't source it, so we're not guessing it
- The FG2 coupe is mechanically identical with two doors and drops a point here
The Daily vs the cross-shop
Cargo: 25.7 cu ftSeats: 4Doors: 4Layout: Hatchback
Seats: 5Doors: 4Layout: SedanInfotainment: No CarPlay
Cargo: 5.3 cu ftSeats: 2Layout: RoadsterInfotainment: No CarPlay
On screen: rear seats and trunk against the Miata's and 350Z's · "NO CARPLAY" stamp
Reveal line cue: "The one down here you could actually own as your only car... The Daily, a 7."
6 · The Limit, reveal 6 (~0:35)
Beats
- The headline is a part, not a number: a helical limited-slip diff, standard, on a $7,760 car
- That's the difference between spinning an inside wheel out of a corner and simply pulling
- Honda fitted it to every Si, so there's no trim to hunt for
- FWD, four doors, 2,954 lb · SCCA H Street
- H Street carries an asterisk. It's from the SCCA classification assistant, not a direct Appendix A read like the 350Z's and G37's F Street
- No instrumented grip or braking figure exists for the scored car
The Limit vs the cross-shop
Grip: 1.02 gBraking: 142 ftPedigree: Nurburgring FWD recordFigure-8: 24.30s
Grip: 0.87 gBraking: 113 ft *SCCA: C StreetHardware: LSD, trim-dependent
SCCA: H Street *Hardware: Helical LSD, standardLayout: FWD, 4-doorWeight: 2,954 lb
On screen: LSD cutaway · corner-exit comparison against an open-diff car · "H STREET *" with the asterisk explained
Reveal line cue: "A limited-slip diff as standard, at this money... The Limit, a 6."
7 · The Mods, reveal 7 (~0:35)
Beats
- Elite aftermarket, twenty years deep. The K-series has had twenty years of development
- The K20 is already near its NA ceiling stock, so intake and exhaust give you very little back
- Real power means forced induction or a K24 swap, and the engine will take it
- The gearbox will not. The transmission is the car's one documented weak point, and power drives synchro wear
- Third distinct answer in three cars: NC Miata NO · 350Z YES · Civic Si PARTIAL
- Chassis, tires and brakes first. If you chase power, budget the transmission into the build
The Mods vs the cross-shop
Cost → Power: $715 flashTurbo: MHI St2, ~530 hp *Aftermarket: COBB + Hondata, both full
Ceiling: NA capped near stockPower route: FI or K24 swapAftermarket: Elite, twenty years deepLimit: Gearbox, not engine
Cost → Power: No +100 whp pathCeiling: Under 200 whpAftermarket: Elite chassis, poor power
On screen: K-series parts wall · "ENGINE: YES / GEARBOX: NO" split · the three-car comparison
Reveal line cue: "Twenty years of K-series parts on the shelf, and a gearbox that limits it... The Mods, a 7."
The Board + Verdict (~0:50)
Beats
- Total lands: 49 / 70, and it is a proposed score
- Level with a GR86 and a Supra. Say the price gap out loud and let it sit for a beat
- Then say how: it wins the four categories that cost you money every month and loses every one about going fast
- One point behind the Type R, at a fifth of the money. Best buy, not best car, in one line
- VERDICT: "Buy a 2009 or newer, and check the 2-to-3 shift cold."
- Skip case: you want pace, or you want rear-wheel drive
On screen: the 49 landing between the Supra and the Veloster N · $7,760 vs $42,000 side by side · Buy stamp with the cold-shift condition
Close cue: one line pointing at the Type R review · end
Runtime + notes
- Sum ~ 6:40. The Risk carries the extra runtime, as on every car in this tier.
- All seven scores are proposals. The Risk (8) is the one most worth arguing about.
- Do not say on camera: a precise redline, or H Street as settled. Both are sourcing limits.
- B-roll warning: listings are asking prices, the $7,760 is KBB private-party. Name which is which.
- The 2008-vs-2009 price beat is the strongest thing in this script. If the edit runs long, protect it and pull from The Mods.
- Title and thumbnail share zero words per channel rule.